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Barry O’s coming to Asheville again! Let’s buy him a Cesspool of Sin shirt!

You know what that means- they’re gonna buy a home and move to Asheville and one day I’ll be shopping at Minx when Michelle will come in to help Malia pick out a dress to wear on a date. And Michelle and I will exchange the hello of two people whose very different lives keep bringing them to the same place at the same time.

Actually, I do have it from two reliable sources that the Obamas are seriously considering moving here post-presidency. Also, since Barack’s my cosmic friend, I know what he’s thinking without even asking. Sadly, I probably won’t be running into him this time as I have to go to Yancey County for work. But who knows, maybe he’ll show up to my yoga class!